Let's be honest here - there is only one reason you are coming
to El Calafate - Perito Moreno Glacier. One of the wonders of
South America, no doubts. But the "town" itself stinks.
There is one paved road crossing it with a few decent restaurants
and backpacking stores. Almost all the hotels are spread out
around the area with no good access. To get to them, you have
to drive those ugly dirt roads, no trees around, dust and dirt.
Combine it with the constant 200 km/h wind and you have trash
flying everywhere. Not a nice sight. What's really bad is that there
is no planning going on there at all. The hotels are popping up
everywhere, there is even an old airstrip left in the middle of that
mess. Anyone expecting a nice quaint mountain village will be
very disappointed.
We picked Design Suites based on very few pictures we could find
online. Looked new and modern. They never show the whole
building though - the reason is the building is built on dirt, no road
or even a clean flat area around it. The walls are standing straight
on dirt. The view is great, but the mountains are really far away from
El Calafate and the lake is nothing that amazing. It's more like
Patagonian emptiness.
The hotel itself is just plain awful. The service is bad, they don't
speak any English, but they pretend they do, so they say "yes"
and they never follow. They have a complete mess, they double
charged us for the minibar only because nobody refilled it
on the 2nd day so they found the missing bottles - charge again!
Try to talk about it with them. Everything is so overpriced and
there is no easy way to walk somewhere and buy it. They have
a shuttle running to town, but the schedule doesn't exist.
The building itself looks "modern" from the distance, but it's really
fake when you see it. Very cheap. Nothing works. Our first room
had a broken (like broken glass) window. The windows are
large and face the direct sun - it was very hot
(of course there is still the wind), but there
is no A/C. Even worse, there is no way to open a window!
They are all broken. We were able to create a little gap, it wasn't
enough. The room was so hot and there was nothing we could do.
All the rooms are like that. The modern bathroom don't work.
Ugly carpet and cheap, horrible furniture.
"Design"? Yeah, right. Overpriced trash. Avoid.










