My new wife and myself went to Dreams for a fortnight at the end of Sept for our honeymoon and had a great time. I'd been on one all inclusive before and was a little wary but the pictures on here and elsewhere all looked so good so we took the plunge.
On the whole Dreams is brilliant. The staff are amazingly helpful and friendly (even if you don't tip) them and the facilities are really good. There's plenty of sun loungers round the pool and on the beach and the bar staff are continually coming round to offer you a drink.
The rooms are nice - we had a double deluxe and it was more than adequate. Daily maid service, clean sheets everyday and excellent A/C which was very welcome in the humidity.
On to the food: breakfast is served in the buffet style Wotrld Cafe restaurant and was on the whole pretty good. You could get any style of breakfast you liked and lots of it too, with a lovely view of the beach.
We often had lunch in the world cafe too as it was close at hand and did a good range of food. We went once to Oceana but felt it was almost a little OTT for lunch.
Dinners were in Oceana or Portofino which on the whole were great and lovely not to be presented with a bill at the end of the meal. My one complaint is that the food, while impressively presented and certainly tasty, did not seem like it was that freshly cooked - almost as if it was on a factory production line in the kitchen. The way the restaurants work is they have a menu with perhaps 5 or 6 choices per course and I think these dishes (or at least parts of these dishes) are all ready prepared in the kitchens. I don't know why but the food didn't have that "just out of the oven/off the grill" look and taste to them. You know when you order a steak in a good restaurant it comes to your table and it's almost sizzling still, some of the oil/fat is bubbling on it? Well, at Dreams the taste was pretty much the same but it didn't have that "out of the oven and on to your plate" feel to it. I'm being pretty picky but just want to be honest too.
On the whole though we had a great time. The sand on the beach is lovely and clean, the water, while not crystal clear, is clean and warm too...almost too warm! The pools are clean and there's a nice choice of a main one, a shady one and the infinity pool which is adults only. My one gripe about the pools is that the hotel should impose a no smoking rule on people in them - it's one thing to be in a pool with a cocktail in your hand but a fag?!?
The hotel laid on entertainments every night which to be honest were pretty crumby - the best was the mexican fiesta which was pretty good but you certainly couldn't fault the staff for not trying and being friendly and happy too.
We did go out into the town a few times to try it out.
Puerto Vallarta is a somewhat strange place. The restauranteurs seem to think that people coming all the way from Europe or America don't want to eat Mexican food and actually want to eat European or American food. As a result the majority of the best restaurants seem to serve haute cuisine which wasn't what we wanted. We wanted enchiladas, fajitas etc etc and actually - believe it or not - had to look pretty hard to find them. Having said that I can heartily recommend La Dolce Vita on the Malecon.
There's some pretty big, lively looking bars on the waterfront but as we were slightly out of season these weren't too busy but certainly looked fun.
Back to the hotel one thing I want to say is that there's not A/C in all the restautants and bars as some of them are open plan. I hear that this may be being changed but not for the time being.
So, to sum up, if you want good but not gourmet food, as much drink as you can handle, extremely friendly staff, lots of (humid) sunshine and a nice beach then this is the place for you.
If you want food "like mama makes it", no Americans, and authentic meals at Mexican restaurants then I'd look elsewhere.
Knowing what I now know about Dreams Puerto Vallarta I'd go back so that must say something!!!

















