This is my first review, but I thought I should share my experiences since Trip Advisor was my main tool in choosing this hotel.
My family and I have stayed at three all inclusives in Puerto Vallarta, so many of my comments are based on comparisons to the other two resorts. (Melia, Vallarta Palace)
We were on a budget this year, so I opted for a less expensive resort. There were many solid reviews for the Crown Paradise, so I pretty much knew what I was getting myself into. It wasn't going to be fancy, but if you get a bed, food and beverages, you can't go too wrong.
The Crown Paradise is extremely basic. It is very reasonably priced, because you don't get much more than the basics. If you are satified staying at Best Westerns and love eating at Denny's...you won't have any problems here. Otherwise, you may want to save your money for a couple more months and upgrade.
Here are the basics you should know when choosing this resort.
Rooms - Decent size, older furniture, decent storage, nice balconies, iron, blow dryer. Request room #425-430 for top floors, closet to the ocean with the best views. - NEGATIVES...the beds are very hard. I am used to hard Mexican beds, but these are extremely hard. Shower only gave you warm to hot water. No cold setting, which is disappointing after 95 degree weather with 100% humidity. Be careful channel surfing with your kids on the TV after 10pm. Several cable channels with profanity, nudity and soft porn.
Food - Fair at best. Plenty of it, but not overly appealing. Breakfast the best with all the American and Mexican standards including eggs and omeletes cooked to order. Lunch and dinner questionable at best. Pasta, sandwich and tostada stations at the buffet. Warmers with mainly Mexican dishes that weren't too appealing to me. Surprisingly good desserts. Eat at the themed locations for dinner every night. Much better than the buffet. Snack bar with burgers, hot dogs, pizza, nachos, fries, etc. Room service actually pretty good although a fairly limited menu. NEGATIVES...Many items not held at safe temperatures. Salad bar just bowls of food sitting in ice. Several meats, all breads and desserts at room temperature. Nats frequent the fruit displays. No air conditioning in the buffet, so it is extremely warm and uncomfortable. Buffet fills up from 10-11am and there is a long waiting list. Try the Japanese as they serve breakfast in an air conditioned setting. Never saw much seafood other than fried fish.
Beach - OK, but there is a run off nearby that drains into the ocean. Coupled with the rock baracade, it traps alot of debris in the ocean about 10-20 feet out. The chairs are completely uncomfortable. I was jealous looking at the soft recliners at the Golden Crown next door. The beach vendors are out of control. I am used to be asked occassionally, however they are everywhere. I assume the hotel does not own any of the beach area, thus it is public to everyone. Other hotels I have stayed at, the vendors don't cross the first row of chairs. Not here however. They walk up and down the rows mercilessly. They stop at the sidewalk, but the entire beach is up for grabs. You will get hit up at least 20-25 times per hour. They even stand in the shade under the palapas resting between harassments.
Pools - children's waterpark is great. If you have kids 2-8 that love this kind of stuff, this is the main reason to stay here. NEGATIVES...No place to sit for parents watching their kids at the water park. Main pool is WAY too small. All the shaded areas are "reserved" by mysteriously appearing towels and clothing by 8am, so don't bother thinking you are ever going to get a nice chair there. The third smaller pool is a waste. Almost no one goes there. I don't know why they didn't use this area and build another larger pool just for adults. A huge waste of space.
Service - The staff here will get you whatever you ask for. That being said, they never really seemed to go out of their way for you until you ask. They never smile and say hi as you walk past. They never offer you anything until you ask. They frequently interact with each other while you wait to get their attention. The beach service is terrible, unless you start tipping early. Then they reappear more frequently. They just don't seem to enjoy working there as much as other places I have stayed.
The Shows - Only went to three. The Magic show was cheesy but OK. The Disney show was great for the kids. They loved it. The Hollywood show caught me by surprise. I read that I was a little racy, but I thought my 11 year old daughter could handle it. We made it past the cowboy routine with the girl in the chaps and G-String. However we got up and left during the routine with the men dressed as cops stripping to Donna Summer's "Hot Stuff"
Timeshare - just be firm and say no way from day one and they never bothered me again.
Cleanliness - staff always cleaning everywhere.
Activities - go do the Pirate Ship, zip lines, dune buggies, Malecon, etc. as they are great and there isn't many activities going on through out the day.
Overall, I am satisfied because I got what I paid for. However, I would recommend that you spend a little more and upgrade to a nicer hotel than the Crown Paradise.














